My name's Alan. I live in Modesto. I'm 17. Based.
- Anonymous asked:You spelled *gay* wrong on your f.o. pic ..
Your mother spelled homophobic cunt wrong on your birth certificate.
- Anonymous asked:sexiest part of a womans body part? lol besides boobies and booty
you probably expect me to say some corny shit like her smile huh?
hell naww…dat asssssss.
- stale-tortilla-chips asked:You shouldn't say the world 'gay' it's offensive to me... ;o
oh my gay im so sorry
shit i meant God